I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
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I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
Person 1: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Person 2: It’s not water.
Person 1: Vodka! I like your style.
Person 2: It’s vinegar.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: It’s vinegar, pussy.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
What if you were a police sketch artist but you could only draw in anime style
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
theres a point where high fashion loses me
like
you look ridiculous but I look worse in sweatpants?
